1. DO YOU SNORE?
When I'm sick.

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I fight to love and fight lovingly. Wait, what?

3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Seeing your mom naked. (That goes for everyone except Sakumo)

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
*hides poorly built pirate ships* I don't know what you're talking about.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
POOOOOOO.

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
If I'm stressed.

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Shyeah.

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Obviously not.

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Keyboard? Please, I have a moog.

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
If the song is called "Screaming in pleasure."

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Not legitimately.

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be secret. I have an amazing sense of smell.

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Somewhere quiet.

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
He's not Conan.

15. CAN YOU SWIM?
duh

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
I've seen mall goths corporately rape it along with the store they use like a temple, but no, I haven't.

17. DO YOU GIVE A DANG ABOUT THE OZONE?
I give more of a motherfucking damn

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
I think I'll ask the owl...

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
...what?

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Plenty

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
yes. only family member in general, actually.

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
electrics hate me.

23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Deer fucking annoy me. No offense to Shikamaru.

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
...*red*

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
handwriting? you mean chicken scratch? I'm sure linguistics professors would have a ball with it.

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
bad poetry

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID 'I LOVE YOU'?
at some point today

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
In our hearts and minds forever.

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No.

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Raw. *Xcore*

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Only if they confine themselves to the stereotype.

32. WHAT TIME IS IT?
6:43 PM.

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Kaka-sensei, Old Reliable, Silver-haired wonder... the usual.

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
yeah. but I eat it anyway.

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
this afternoon

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Baths are NOT bathing in your own filth.

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
I'm sure there's some Chuck Norris joke about this.

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
hell yes

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Depends.

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Canned chips and Airheads.

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy smooth, baby.

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
HAHA I freak Kurenai out on purpose with it.

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
A few times...

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Twice

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Again, it depends on the person.

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
I guess?

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Black

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Maybe.

51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
nope. the one on my arm is secreeet

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Randomly.

53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
A long time ago. Oh, depressing.

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Bass, sometimes

55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
From bastards who tried to steal mine first.

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
nooo

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
not really

58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Nah.

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Hehehe.

60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
YES, Pakkun is my G fo' lyfe.

61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
no.

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
When I'm drunk.

63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
...

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Somewhat.

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Pringles

67. ARE YOU FOR OR AGAINST ANAL SEX?
I like my thing in va-jay-jays, thank you very much.

68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL
Most of them. Those fucking Empire Carpet things. That guy scares me.

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Do I look like I would want to pay 80 dollars for a tight pair of jeans?

70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
The Smiths