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[01 Aug 2006|01:53pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Ask me a question about each of the following:

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. LJ

Do iiiiit.

8 in paradisu| icha icha

[21 Jul 2006|10:41pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Ho hum. I feel like hanging in the shadows for a while.

Oh! That's right. I read your report, Itachi. I was quite impressed that you finished it in time. Then I read it.



F

See you around, beloved students.

3 in paradisu| icha icha

[18 Jul 2006|12:56pm]
HEY GUYS I'm giving a special assignment to my top student. The assignment? Reading Homer's Iliad and Moby-Dick in three days, and an accompanying twelve page paper.

And do you want to know who the lucky student is?

Do you?

Well...

ITS ITACHI. Have fun with that, buddy. Its due Saturday. Don't worry. I'll be here.
18 in paradisu| icha icha

ENTRIES BEFORE THIS AREN'T THERE :D [05 Jul 2006|12:12pm]
[ mood | bored ]

So I spent that meet and greet... thing reading and making out with Kurenai when no one was looking and basically ignoring children. I'm here to teach, not to be a freaking self-help instructor. How is all of that self help when someone's helping you, anyway? Hmmm...

private )

9 in paradisu| icha icha

[13 Jun 2006|07:16pm]
KURENAI'S BIRTHDAY WAS SO FUN, yes. Temari, danke for babysitting.

Fun for both our liestes, I assure you.

Oi. Gai's all upset. I'm going to slap you.

Kurenai keeps making me listen to this song, even though I love her like it. The game sucks out my soul, too.
4 in paradisu| icha icha

[01 Jun 2006|07:03pm]
OH MY GOD, HI. I think I forgot I had a computer or something. Well, anyways, Kurenai and I are better than ever. The apartment smells of family again, and I love it. Sakumo's trying to walk. Its pretty neat.

I showed up for the play in the, er.. interim or something. It was pretty fucking terrible a nice show. Gai, Yuugao, and Kurenai did a good job while everyone except Tenten kinda blew it.

Oh, and Yuugao and Yamato = hottest couple in school. Besides me and Kurenai, of course.

private to Gai )
4 in paradisu| icha icha

[16 May 2006|04:01pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

Kurenai and I are so hot. Hell yes.

And I hear Yamato got a date with Yuugao? You're such a mack. I want a report afterwards. you are my gay lover, after all.

Private to Rin )

10 in paradisu| icha icha

[09 May 2006|08:11pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

Hmph. None of the sports teams have been practicing. I hate sports, but God DAMN. The kids are all gonna get FAT. I hope you all are ready to be rolled about the campus. You're going to be like the girl in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I hope you read the book, instead of just watching the movie, or you all instantly fail my class. Woo! Anyways, Zabuza, you should be whipping these brats into shape. I'm going to tell the lunch ladies to only serve you grunts vegetables. Shit.

16 in paradisu| icha icha

[07 May 2006|07:54pm]
You Have a Melancholic Temperament

Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.

Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.

At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.


Sure.

Not feeling up to moving so much, lately. Work and the baby is tiring... typical things.

Private )
icha icha

[01 May 2006|08:20pm]
[ mood | exanimate ]

OOC quiz because I think yon folks might like it. )

6 in paradisu| icha icha

[29 Apr 2006|06:04pm]
The Random Question Meme! )

private like watergate )
4 in paradisu| icha icha

[21 Apr 2006|08:02pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

1. Open a music player.
2. Go to 'all music'/'library'.
3. Hit shuffle.
4. Find photos of the first 12 artists/bands that come up [no repeats and no cheating].
5. Have people guess who the artists/bands are.

That's my jam, bitch! )

10 in paradisu| icha icha

[21 Apr 2006|06:05pm]
[ mood | oh so smug. ]

You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.



WELL MAYBE I AM A EUNUCH. Oh, wait, no, I have a kid.
2 in paradisu| icha icha

[19 Apr 2006|06:43pm]
I HAVE DECIDED GERMANY IS AWESOME. Expect me to force you to research a German author soon.

Maybe I'll make you read Mein Kampf just to piss your parents off. Haha, that'd be cool.

Kurenai always did like me in a Nazi uniform... (OOC: seriously, how can that be made hot? Curse you Hatake!)
9 in paradisu| icha icha

[17 Apr 2006|04:49pm]
[ mood | blank ]

Sakumo came back, and I was estatic.

Obito is gone, and I feel empty.

Story of my fucking life, kids, story of my life.

8 in paradisu| icha icha

[09 Apr 2006|06:06pm]
[ mood | impressed ]

You Are 36% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.



Hehehe.
3 in paradisu| icha icha

[05 Apr 2006|03:57pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]

Alright, no Bee. BUT. A message for all of my students.

It ruins your complexion. Amongst other things. )

12 in paradisu| icha icha

[04 Apr 2006|06:50pm]
[ mood | busy ]

...Students are annoying. They're all so caught up in whatever the hell they're fucking doing that they forget they've got school work to do. No worries, I have a great source of motivation, maybe in the form of a mandatory in-class English Bee, and every question you get wrong I'll cut your grade down a letter? Hm. I'll have to think about it.

Kids have the backbones of sponges these days. My kid is missing, but you don't see me slacking off because of it. I did it before, anyway. But you know what I mean.

GET OVER IT.

10 in paradisu| icha icha

[29 Mar 2006|06:26pm]
[ mood | cynical ]

It was Sakura's birthday? I MEAN, HAPPY! Ha. I'd make you a cake, but... yeah. I only bake in secret.

HAHA Gai lost a bet with me, now he has to go lingerie shopping for Kurenai. Oh, if only I could watch.

2 in paradisu| icha icha

[25 Mar 2006|06:33pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

meme, bitches )

5 in paradisu| icha icha

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